Love on a plate

We got reading a blog by Simply Nectar earlier which was all about aphrodisiacs. It got us thinking – and we mean that in a scientific and food sense, not a rude sense. Ooh, that rhymes.  You can read the Simply Nectar blog here by the way: http://simplynectar.blogspot.com/

It seems that some of the aphrodisiac foods that Simply Nectar mentioned in their blog post appear in a lot of What On Earth products. Is that a coincidence?? Umm, yes. We don’t make our goods with aphrodisiacs in mind but hey if it’s in there we should shout about it, right? If you’ve got it flaunt it and all that.

The biggest aphrodisiacs that relate to What On Earth are vanilla, chocolate, carrot, strawberries, raspberries and pineapple. All these lustful foods are used as ingredients in our products. What a result huh? It’s like we’re feeding you love on a plate…literally. 

Here's the science part:

• Vanilla has a scent and flavour that apparently increases lust. Yes, you read it here. This is the secret ingredient we’ve all been looking for. Luckily we found it before any of you did so we did what any self respecting and intelligent person would do...we put it in a cheesecake. Tuck into our Organic New York Style Vanilla Cheesecake for an evening (or morning depending on when you eat it) full of lust

• Chocolate contains particular chemicals that effect the brain and also have a liking to caffeine. It also has a lot of antioxidants.  See, chocolate is good for you after all.  Why not tuck into our Organic Chocolate Cheesecake to make you all warm and happy
  

• Carrots not only help you see in the dark, they are also believed to be a male stimulant. They are also high in vitamins and beta-carotene, and of course are hugely phallic shaped.  Unfortunately the carrots in our Organic Carrot Cake are not still in a phallic shape but they ARE in the cake so get some down you...especially if you're a male

• Strawberries and raspberries are ideal for feeding to people because they ooze love. They are sweet, bright red and can be used as a symbol for certain parts of the body. Oooh errr! You can feast on strawberries and raspberries because we sell Organic Strawberry Pouches and Organic Raspberry Pouches

• Pineapple is rich in vitamin C and is apparently used in homeopathic treatment for impotence. Well guys, maybe it's about time you ate some more pineapple huh? It's a good job we also sell Organic Pineapple Pouches isn't it?!

So, what are you waiting for?  It's time to get your hands on our products so you can get some natural love in your system.*

*Disclaimer: We are not claiming that our food will definitely increase your love interests or your ability to give good loving.

Peace, love and aphrodisiac pizza.

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